Tuesday, October 07, 2003
Fooling around
I've just been reminded of a story. A couple of students, male and female were fooling around in one of their parents houses. Usual middle class place, on the coffee table with the magazines was a basket of marble eggs. Any way, somehow these got introduced into the foreplay, and suddenly, slurp, it was lost.
Since it's a rather smooth object, and when it's a little slippery, rather difficult to get a hold of. So, it was off to casualty. Now I don't know about you, but I reckon you have only one approach. You have to be brazen about it. Now after the usual banter, the casualty doctor couldn't get a grip. So, he decides best thing for it, send her up to obstectrics on the grounds they are the experts at getting things out of said location.
So, he's now sitting alone in casualty, and the curtains keep twitching, with people looking round the corner.
Any eventually the casualty doctor returns. He says to him, we've just got a note from obstectrics, they say, "Mother and Egg are doing fine".
Since it's a rather smooth object, and when it's a little slippery, rather difficult to get a hold of. So, it was off to casualty. Now I don't know about you, but I reckon you have only one approach. You have to be brazen about it. Now after the usual banter, the casualty doctor couldn't get a grip. So, he decides best thing for it, send her up to obstectrics on the grounds they are the experts at getting things out of said location.
So, he's now sitting alone in casualty, and the curtains keep twitching, with people looking round the corner.
Any eventually the casualty doctor returns. He says to him, we've just got a note from obstectrics, they say, "Mother and Egg are doing fine".